Humor

The year is 2046. There are still Chinese restaurants and take-out places in every town. Never do you have to teleport more than 10 seconds to get your Chinese food (which is always ready in ONE minute!). Let us tell you more of what you will find in the future...

To stop destroying forests, China's government has mandated that people must immediately stop using chopsticks and start using forks and knives. Will Chinese food ever taste the same?

Chinese Food Anonymous - Gotta face the truth and admit that you are addicted to Chinese food. The first step is to admit that you are powerless over Chinese food. Here is our 12 step "cure". Read about the other steps here...

Norman's Crusade takes him from American Fast Food, tracing back Columbus's discoveries and Marco Polo's trail through the New world. Where in the world is Norman?

November 19th is World Toilet Day! REALLY! Be grateful for small favors. See how much you know, take our QUIZ!

The Chinese Quest is soliciting your ideas for a new line of Chinese fortune cookies. Fortune cookies have gotten stale - in both senses of the word. HELP!

The Werewolves of Long Island is what we will turn in to if we don't get some good Chinese food soon. Where can you recommend a great Chinese restaurant?

Jews love of Chinese food is well documented. By us, www.thechinesequest.com - But to understand a Jew thoroughly you have to know some Yiddish. Read on!!

Until we eat again, let's pass the time comparing and contrasting the Jews and the Chinese. Lots of great food, and oh so many great jokes! Enjoy these!

Jews, humor, and Chinese food go perfectly together. Enjoy these two jokes told as parables that demonstrate the wit and wisdom. Then go enjoy Chinese food!