Humor

This post may be more appropriate now, and much needed now, then when it was published exactly three years ago today, as we continue our battle against COVID-19.  COVID-19 is no laughing matter, but for all the people in the world being held "prisoners" in their own homes, and not even being able to order Chinese food delivery?  Now THAT truly is no laughing matter.  So, if a joke in here tickles your funny bone and for a brief moment distracts your mind, it's the least we can do. Stay Strong! Stay Healthy!!

No one more than a Jew appreciates self-deprecating humor. Thank God we have such great material to work with! Jewish humor. Chicken Soup for the soul! Do you have a good joke to share with us? Please post it in the comments below.

President Trump calls for an immediate ban on Chinese food after receiving a report from the FDA. Plans are under way to build two Great Walls along each coast to keep the Chinese food out of the United States. The FDA finds a direct relationship between Chinese food and the obesity problem plaguing our country. If you are against this ban, please SHARE THIS ARTICLE and write your State Senator, Congressman, Legislator, and Government Representative, to get it overturned!

For Jews, going to the movies, and eating Chinese food on Christmas has become a tradition. But, there's much more to it than just that. Click to learn the deeper meaning of the holiday to Jews.

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Finally a proper debate. A great debate. Time to settle the issue once and for all. Chopsticks or Forks? Let the debate begin. You can vote at the end of the debate (article).

Americanized Chinese food is plaguing the nation. But, we make a compelling argument for this concept dish that is environmentally friendly, Kosher, and delicious. We think!

How to celebrate Independence Day, the 4th of July, Chinese Quest Style? With fortune cookies, of course!f Hopefully you will get one of these fortunes..

You may ask yourself, why do Jews LOVE Chinese food so much? Why? Because Jewish food is weapons of mass destruction! For over 1000 years we lived in the "Dark Ages". This is what enlightened us...

The year is 2046. There are still Chinese restaurants and take-out places in every town. Never do you have to teleport more than 10 seconds to get your Chinese food (which is always ready in ONE minute!). Let us tell you more of what you will find in the future...