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Three Years Ago We Had Something to Laugh About

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This post may be more appropriate now, and much needed now, then when it was published exactly three years ago today, as we continue our battle against COVID-19.  COVID-19 is no laughing matter, but for all the people in the world being held "prisoners" in their own homes, and not even being able to order Chinese food delivery?  Now THAT truly is no laughing matter.  So, if a joke in here tickles your funny bone and for a brief moment distracts your mind, it's the least we can do. Stay Strong! Stay Healthy!!

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THE UNITED STATES TO BAN CHINESE FOOD!!

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President Trump calls for an immediate ban on Chinese food after receiving a report from the FDA. Plans are under way to build two Great Walls along each coast to keep the Chinese food out of the United States. The FDA finds a direct relationship between Chinese food and the obesity problem plaguing our country. If you are against this ban, please SHARE THIS ARTICLE and write your State Senator, Congressman, Legislator, and Government Representative, to get it overturned!

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The Perfect Gift For the Person Who Has Everything!

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We have the perfect gift for the person who has everything. With a 100% money back guarantee, This present is guaranteed to satisfy even the pickiest person on your gift list. Order for friends, family, and co-workers. The more you order, the more you'll save! Order now. Stock is limited!!

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Water Buffalo Lo Mein?

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Americanized Chinese food is plaguing the nation. But, we make a compelling argument for this concept dish that is environmentally friendly, Kosher, and delicious. We think!

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Why Jews Love Chinese Food!

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You may ask yourself, why do Jews LOVE Chinese food so much? Why? Because Jewish food is weapons of mass destruction! For over 1000 years we lived in the "Dark Ages". This is what enlightened us...

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The Chinese Quest Goes Back to the Future (2046)

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The year is 2046. There are still Chinese restaurants and take-out places in every town. Never do you have to teleport more than 10 seconds to get your Chinese food (which is always ready in ONE minute!). Let us tell you more of what you will find in the future...

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