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A Drive Through Chinese Restaurant

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I often wonder why I’ve never seen a drive through Chinese restaurant.  Call ahead, and you’re food will be ready as soon as you get to Window #1 to pay.  Ten minutes.  That’s all that is needed.  In fact, with a long line of cars, you could place, and pay for, your order at Window #1, and by the time ...

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What Would You Do For $50?

The Chinese Restaurant

$50 is a lot of money to most people… it’s practically a goldmine to Mee.  Everyone has their price.  What would some people subject themselves to in order to make $50.  Or any price for that matter.  What would you subject yourself to?  For $50 there are certainly a number of things that I would do. Here’s a partial list ...

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One Week – Since We Had Chinese Food

One Week (Since we had Chinese Food) Lyrics by “Barely Naked Mee’s” (Apologies to the “Ladies”) Click the right arrow to play the karaoke music track: It’s been one week since we had Chinese Food Cocked your head to the side and said you’re very hungry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get it together so we can ...

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