$50 is a lot of money to most people… it’s practically a goldmine to Mee. Everyone has their price. What would some people subject themselves to in order to make $50. Or any price for that matter. What would you subject yourself to? For $50 there are certainly a number of things that I would do. Here’s a partial list ...
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[INVENTION] FASTEST Chinese Food!
Generation "N" (for NOW), wants everything NOW. Not later. How about Dumplings? How about preparing Chinese dumplings in less than 3 seconds? Watch this!
Read More »All You Can Eat Chinese Food
Sometimes too much is just too much. The Chinese buffet is just that. It serves a purpose. All you can eat. Different foods. But not for Mee. Ready why!
Read More »MOTT Street – The Secret (Message)
MOTT Street in Chinatown. It's where Members Of The Tribe (Jews) go to get their Chinese food. I bet you didn't know the street name was an acronym!
Read More »Guide to Jewish Food
Lest you think that all Jews eat is Chinese food, please read this guide to Jewish food. After reading this article, you'll know why Jews love Chinese food!
Read More »One Week – Since We Had Chinese Food
One Week (Since we had Chinese Food) Lyrics by “Barely Naked Mee’s” (Apologies to the “Ladies”) Click the right arrow to play the karaoke music track: It’s been one week since we had Chinese Food Cocked your head to the side and said you’re very hungry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get it together so we can ...
Read More »May Your Life Be Like a Roll of Toilet Paper
"May YOUR life be like a roll of toilet paper". What a GREAT fortune cookie to receive. Wonder why? Well, I thought you'd never ask. Let me explain!
Read More »How You Hold Your Chopsticks Says a Lot About You
Chopsticks do more than just hold your food. They mirror how you are feeling and what you are thinking. Read this to learn how to read your dining partner!
Read More »The Speed of Smell
How food smells is very important. Sound and light travel at constant speed. What is the speed of smell? To find out, read this article!
Read More »Chinese Food is My Novocaine
I was under the influence of nitrous oxide during oral surgery this afternoon. So nu? So sue me if I go too far. When I find myself in times of trouble, Chinese food comes to Mee. While the surgeon worked on and on an on, I kept hearing these bizarre lyrics playing on and on and on in my head, “Lo ...
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