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Two jokes to bide your time while you wait for your Chinese food to be delivered. What else is a Jew to do to pass the time? Tell a funny of course!

I remember when there was a Chinese laundry on every corner. Here's the story about one such Chinese Laundry owned by Moishe Plotnick. Click to laugh!

I don’t know anyone who doesn’t love Chinese food.  Perhaps those types of people do exist.  But, perhaps because they don’t love Chinese food, I don’t know them.  Just a thought.  According to statistics, Chinese food is the most loved cuisine in the whole world.  That fact alone increases the odds of me making lots of new friends.  There are more ...

Everyone loves Top 10 lists. Neat and concise. Easy to read and to digest (like good Chinese food!). The problem was boiling (stir frying?) all the reasons why you know that you are in a great Chinese restaurant in to just 10. There are far too many. I’m sure an hour after I publish this list, I will think of ...

The 12 Chinese Zodiac Signs and Their Dates Curious about your Chinese Zodiac Sign and the traits, personality and characteristics associated with it? Use the chart below to find your sign and click on it to read all about your sign! Animal Year (Gregorian calendar) Personality characteristics RAT Feb 10, 1948 – Jan 28, 1949 Jan 28, 1960 – Feb ...

Learn the traits & personality of the Chinese Zodiac Pig & those born in The Year of the Pig! Find the Chinese Zodiac Signs you're compatible with!

Tigers are the adrenaline junkies of the Chinese Zodiac world! They thrive on power, creativity, zeal, humor and love. The Chinese Tiger parallels Leo in Western Astrology for adoring the limelight. If this Chinese New Year Animal doesn’t get attention, he or she will quickly move to a different audience. However, when their personal “stage” is threatened the Tiger becomes ...

Learn all the traits & personality of the Chinese Zodiac Ox & those born in The Year of the Ox! Find out which Chinese Zodiac Signs you're compatible with!

Those born in the Year of the Rat manage a budget like none others. Their aptitude for numbers is remarkable. Another amazing personality trait of this Zodiac Sign is their quick-mindedness that applies to nearly any situation they encounter, making them highly successful in life. The Chinese Rat has charm but they have no issue with being frank when necessary, ...

Learn the traits & personality of the Chinese Zodiac Rabbit & those born in The Year of the Rabbit! Find the Chinese Zodiac Signs you're compatible with!