Eat Chinese Food for Thanksgiving
Just say “No!” “No” to the slaughter of millions of Turkey’s at this time of year. “No” to the same old same old. “No” to the hours of cooking and preparation. “No” to the hours and hours of clean up. This Thanksgiving resolve to do something different. You’re family! Reduce pressure, and enjoy a meal that everyone will enjoy. For there is always something that EVERYONE loves at a Chinese restaurant. The only fighting this Thanksgiving will be for who will pay the bill!
We’re staring a movement. The National “Save a Turkey” Movement. That’s what we’re calling it. Share the word. Let’s make it a new tradition. Let it go viral. Universal. Spread the word and save a Turkey!
Have you ever wondered why you never see turkey on the menu of a Chinese restaurant? Makes you think, doesn’t it?
Chinese restaurants aren’t just for Christmas anymore! Jews have personally made Chinese restaurants millions of dollars on a day when normally they would get no business. Now, we’re making it universal. People of all nationalities, ethnicities, religious persuasions, in general, EVERYONE can enjoy Chinese food on Thanksgiving! Trust Mee. You can thank me later.
You’ll save so much time; so much money; save on bickering; and an hour later you won’t be sleeping (think of all the tryptophan you won’t be eating)… though you might be hungry again!… and you’ll be wide awake to enjoy all the football games!
And we have made it even easier to decide which Chinese restaurant to go to. If you’re looking for the best Chinese restaurant, check out our Official Chinese Quest Ranking of Chinese restaurants. Or, if you don’t want to travel far, you can read our unbiased reviews of Chinese restaurants by location.
The Turkey that you save this year, will thank you all year long.
What are you having for Thanksgiving?
Humbly submitted for your consumption,
—Mee Magnum (“Chop! Chop!”)