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Ode on a Take-Out Box of Chinese Food

שיין שנה טוב – 巴蒂爾l良好 – Happy New Year! No, it’s not Christmas.  Heck, it’s not even Yom Kippur, but it is Rosh Hashana!  Following along on an old family tradition (yes, my family was far from Traditional, but we did have our traditions!), I had Chinese food for dinner. We used to go out to a Chinese restaurant on ...

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Tips of the Day!

Tips of the Day The following tips are brought to you as a public service announcement: 1) Never play “Rock, Paper, Scissors” with a man named Edward Scissorhands.   2) Never play cards with a man wielding chopsticks:   3) How to remove chopsticks without touching the yuckie paper wrapper:   4) Never walk in to a Chinese restaurant wielding ...

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