Our annual tradition of recommending Chinese restaurants for Jews to eat at on Christmas has been hijacked by the biggest Scrooge of them all. COVID-19. The opinions expressed in this article are those of Mee Magnum, and may not represent the opinions of the other Mee's. Reader discretion advised. Article contains vulgar language.
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THE UNITED STATES TO BAN CHINESE FOOD!!
President Trump calls for an immediate ban on Chinese food after receiving a report from the FDA. Plans are under way to build two Great Walls along each coast to keep the Chinese food out of the United States. The FDA finds a direct relationship between Chinese food and the obesity problem plaguing our country. If you are against this ban, please SHARE THIS ARTICLE and write your State Senator, Congressman, Legislator, and Government Representative, to get it overturned!
Read More »A Real Debate: Forks vs Chopsticks
Finally a proper debate. A great debate. Time to settle the issue once and for all. Chopsticks or Forks? Let the debate begin. You can vote at the end of the debate (article).
Read More »The Chinese Quest Goes Back to the Future (2046)
The year is 2046. There are still Chinese restaurants and take-out places in every town. Never do you have to teleport more than 10 seconds to get your Chinese food (which is always ready in ONE minute!). Let us tell you more of what you will find in the future...
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