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First they entice us with their foods, and now they lure us in with alcohol. We might as well just give in now. We are addicted. Hook, line, and sinker? What more could we possibly want? Chinese food and good drink! Is there anything else in life we need? (Please note, this is a family-oriented blog, so keep your minds out of the gutter, and focus back on what’s at hand here. And hopefully in one hand you have a pair of chopsticks, and in the other a glass of wine! Or beer! Whatever your heart desires, you’re sure to find in a Chinese restaurant. Perhaps even that other thing!
Those Chinese sure are clever. I’m sure you read our article on the Ancient Chinese Invention of Paper. They of course invented paper so that you would know what was on their menu, AND so that they could slip those menu’s under your door so you’ll know where the nearest Chinese restaurant is.
The Chinese Invention of Alcohol
Cheers!
Humbly submitted for your consumption,
—Mee Magnum (“Chop! Chop!”)
