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What Would You Do For $50?

The Chinese Restaurant

$50 is a lot of money to most people… it’s practically a goldmine to Mee.  Everyone has their price.  What would some people subject themselves to in order to make $50.  Or any price for that matter.  What would you subject yourself to?  For $50 there are certainly a number of things that I would do. Here’s a partial list ...

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One Week – Since We Had Chinese Food

One Week (Since we had Chinese Food) Lyrics by “Barely Naked Mee’s” (Apologies to the “Ladies”) Click the right arrow to play the karaoke music track: It’s been one week since we had Chinese Food Cocked your head to the side and said you’re very hungry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get it together so we can ...

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Chinese Food is My Novocaine

Chinese Food is my Novocaine

I was under the influence of nitrous oxide during oral surgery this afternoon.  So nu? So sue me if I go too far.  When I find myself in times of trouble, Chinese food comes to Mee. While the surgeon worked on and on an on, I kept hearing these bizarre lyrics playing on and on and on in my head, “Lo ...

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