To stop destroying forests, China's government has mandated that people must immediately stop using chopsticks and start using forks and knives. Will Chinese food ever taste the same?
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I Admit It… I AM Powerless Over Chinese Food!
Chinese Food Anonymous - Gotta face the truth and admit that you are addicted to Chinese food. The first step is to admit that you are powerless over Chinese food. Here is our 12 step "cure". Read about the other steps here...
Read More »Norman’s Odd Crusade to the New World
Norman's Crusade takes him from American Fast Food, tracing back Columbus's discoveries and Marco Polo's trail through the New world. Where in the world is Norman?
Read More »Happy World Toilet Day!
November 19th is World Toilet Day! REALLY! Be grateful for small favors. See how much you know, take our QUIZ!
Read More »Roll Your Own Fortune (Cookie)
The Chinese Quest is soliciting your ideas for a new line of Chinese fortune cookies. Fortune cookies have gotten stale - in both senses of the word. HELP!
Read More »Werewolves of Long Island
The Werewolves of Long Island is what we will turn in to if we don't get some good Chinese food soon. Where can you recommend a great Chinese restaurant?
Read More »Quotable Jewish Quotes and Fortune Cookies
Jews love of Chinese food is well documented. By us, www.thechinesequest.com - But to understand a Jew thoroughly you have to know some Yiddish. Read on!!
Read More »Once Upon a Time, There was a Jew and a Chinaman…
Until we eat again, let's pass the time comparing and contrasting the Jews and the Chinese. Lots of great food, and oh so many great jokes! Enjoy these!
Read More »Chinese Food Humor AND Wisdom
Jews, humor, and Chinese food go perfectly together. Enjoy these two jokes told as parables that demonstrate the wit and wisdom. Then go enjoy Chinese food!
Read More »A Drive Through Chinese Restaurant
I often wonder why I’ve never seen a drive through Chinese restaurant. Call ahead, and you’re food will be ready as soon as you get to Window #1 to pay. Ten minutes. That’s all that is needed. In fact, with a long line of cars, you could place, and pay for, your order at Window #1, and by the time ...
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