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[INVENTION] FASTEST Chinese Food!

Dumpling Wrapper China has long been known as the invention capital of the world. We are grateful for the ancient Chinese inventions of paper, printing, fireworks, and so much more. But, this modern day invention may just be the greatest thing since sliced bread. Revolutionizing the world of fast food as we know it. Taking convenience to the next level. Who says good things are worth waiting for when you can have just want you want in THREE seconds?  Or less! “10 minutes!” for your order to be ready is so yesterday! And now when you get hungry an hour later you’ll sate your inner beast in a heartbeat.

What makes an invention great?  Sometimes it solves a problem you didn’t think could be solved.  And sometimes an invention solves a problem you didn’t know you had.  You’re probably still amazed that you can call ANY Chinese restaurant take-out order, and it’s always ready in 10 minutes (or less!).  But what if you didn’t even want to wait THAT long?  This is the Age of Entitlement.  The “Want it NOW” Generation.  Heck, I’m going to coin this phrase, we ARE “Generation N”.  “N” as in “now”.  Now, like in right now.  Not in 10 minutes.  NOW.  And it can’t wait.  What, you must be thinking, can I not even wait ten minutes for?

Welcome to the modern world. The invention we have all been waiting for…

Dumpling Cannon FiringDumplings in LESS than three seconds! Film at 11.  Forget that!  Who can wait that long?  Film in three paragraphs!! 😉

We know how much you love your dumplings. We’ve posted video’s on how to eat Soup Dumplings. We’ve posted recipes on how to make these delicacies at home.

Filming coming up after next paragraph.  Wait for it.  And I guarantee it is worth the wait.  It’s coming 🙂

Forget the microwave. That too was so 20th century! Welcome the greatest breakthrough in food preparation since the Cuisinart food processor, “The Dumpling Cannon“:

Mini Mee, The Dumpling King, approves of this invention.

What do you think needs inventing next?

Humbly submitted for your consumption,

Mee Magnum  (“Chop!  Chop!”)

One comment

  1. For another super fast meal, check out this video ==> http://snip.ly/ruy8
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