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Baby, It’s FREEZING Outside!

A Chinese Restaurant Ice Sculpture?

Global warming?  Bah Humbug!  I woke up to this morning and when I ventured out, I thought I had stepped out in to the North Pole.  Which, of course, made me think of Christmas.  Which, of course, made me think of Chinese food.  On my way to work I saw the strangest sight.

Chinese Restaurant Made of IceEverything is encased in ice. Even the Chinese restaurant! This is one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen.  Its seems so surreal.  Could I be imagining this?  Is it a mirage?

I don’t think so.  So, I guess they won’t be delivering today.  As I write this, I just heard that the Long Island Expressway is closed.  What are we going to do?  Panic stricken I might have to go for pizza!  Heavens to murgatroid, say it’s not so!  It’s not so.  I won’t do it.  At least not until we start, The Pizza Quest (which may come before, or after, The Bagel Quest!)

I wish I could say I was dreaming… but, I think this is for real.  Or, I left the leftover Chinese food in the refrigerator longer than I should have before eating it last night, and I am having the funkiest dreams ever.  Though the technicolor Chinese restaurant does look kind of cool.  I knew I should have made that recipe for Hoisin Sauce Chicken Wings instead!

Now, I have the nightmare of a drive back home shortly.  And that darned, Punxsutawney Phil Groundhog saw his friggin’ shadow this morning and there’s going to be six more weeks of winter.  Someone should turn that Groundhog in to a, ummm, never mind.  I do digress 😉

I hope that Chinese restaurant thaws out soon, and Chinese food delivery can resume tout suite! (that’s damn fast for those not fluent in French!).

Give me Global Warming any day over THIS!

Humbly submitted for your consumption,

Mee Magnum (“Chop!  Chop!”)

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