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For the Diner That (almost) Has it All!

Fancy Chopsticks

2000000Dine in Style I was, like a good Jew, shopping and looking for a bargain this evening, when I stumbled across the perfect accessory for Mee’s to tote their gifts from Cousin Soo-Zee (the five sets of chopsticks from her recent trip to China):   This is, of course, a NEW AUTH LOUIS VUITTON CHOPSTICKS MONOGRAM CASE 2004 FOR VIP LIMITED ...

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It is ALL About the Reviews!

0000000Critical Acclaim Lest you thought we lost our focus, please allow me to straighten you out. Our mission is, and always will be: What started humbly as five friends gathered for a night out, has grown to a quest. A Chinese Quest. Follow along as five hungry Jewish guys search for THE BEST Chinese Restaurant on all of Long Island! What do Jews like? ...

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Chow Baby!

Chow-Mein

Not Exactly! According to some resources, Chow Mein was invented IN the United States to feed AMERICANS. It is based on Cantonese cuisine. Read more!

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Coming Soon: Rankings!!

ranking

0000000First we review them.  Then we WILL rank them! Currently we have a separate page where all of our reviews are automatically cross-posted.  Now that we are rapidly approaching a scientifically significant sample size of Chinese restaurants in our “test lab”, we will soon be offering a report that will rank the Top 3 Chinese restaurants on not only there ...

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Tips of the Day!

0000000Tips of the Day The following tips are brought to you as a public service announcement: 1) Never play “Rock, Paper, Scissors” with a man named Edward Scissorhands.   2) Never play cards with a man wielding chopsticks:   3) How to remove chopsticks without touching the yuckie paper wrapper:   4) Never walk in to a Chinese restaurant wielding ...

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